it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
is wine microwaveable?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When are your genitals available?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
