That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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