would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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