I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
