Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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