I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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