yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My butt remains clenched, sir.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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