Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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