so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
they're like a gay fantastic four
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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