When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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