What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I supernannyed him into submission
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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