1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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