i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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