somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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