This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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