Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
