well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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