If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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