Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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