oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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