do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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