i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
