Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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