what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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