like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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