we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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