You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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