How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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