I wannas sexs uuuuu
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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