well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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