we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
