I puked a lego.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's official drugs can't kill me
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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