it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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