dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm both gender and math confused
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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