i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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