i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
