Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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