Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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