was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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