Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
