There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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