I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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