I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
