You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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