We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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