I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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