I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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