his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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