How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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