The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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