is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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